Q. Why should a golfer always have two pairs of pants with him
?
Ans. In case he gets a hole in one !
Q. What did one pig say to the other ?
Ans. Let’s be pen pals !
Q. What do you call a sleeping bull ?
Ans. A bulldozer.
Customer : Half a kilo of kiddles, please.
Butcher : Do you mean half a kilo of kidneys ?
Customer : That’s what I said , diddle I ?
Q. Who drives all his customers away ?
Ans. A Taxi Driver.
Mr. Andy Mann took his son with him to buy some timber. ‘What are
all those holes in the planks ?’ asked the little boy. ‘They’re knotholes.’
explained his father. ‘What do you mean they’re not holes ? I can poke
my finger through them.’
Teacher : Jason, why are you late for school every morning
?
Jason : Every time I come to the corner I see the sign that says
“school go slow.”
It’s better to find a hair in your soup than soup in your hair
!
My great aunt was so ugly that they hung her up and kissed the
mistletoe !
Tiger : Son, what are you doing ?
Cub : Chasing a hunter around this tree.
Tiger : How many times have I told you not to play with your
food.
Bill : But what makes you think your wife is getting tired of you
?
Will : She keeps wrapping my lunch in a road map.
Q. What do you call a baby rifle ?
Ans. A son of a gun.
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